1 00:00:05,973 --> 00:00:08,751 I thought you were going to buy cornflakes. 2 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:10,253 No. They were all out. 3 00:00:10,277 --> 00:00:11,554 They had no cornflakes? 4 00:00:11,578 --> 00:00:12,856 No, I'm lying. 5 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,325 Do we have bananas or did you finish them? 6 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:16,360 Yes. 7 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:18,495 Yes, what? 8 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,886 Yes, you finished them, or yes, we have no bananas? 9 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:37,914 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 10 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:39,582 ♪ I love you like I do ♪ 11 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:41,418 ♪ Tell me who ♪ 12 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:43,853 ♪ Can stop my heart As much as you ♪ 13 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,389 ♪ Tell me all your secrets ♪ 14 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:47,557 ♪ And I'll tell you Most of mine ♪ 15 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:49,226 ♪ They say nobody's perfect ♪ 16 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,928 ♪ Well That's really true this time ♪ 17 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:55,765 ♪ I don't have the answers I don't have a plan ♪ 18 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,034 ♪ All I have is you ♪ 19 00:00:57,058 --> 00:00:59,302 ♪ So, darling Help me understand ♪ 20 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:01,405 ♪ What we do ♪ 21 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,306 ♪ You can whisper in my ear ♪ 22 00:01:03,330 --> 00:01:05,375 ♪ Where we go ♪ 23 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,477 ♪ Who knows what happens After here ♪ 24 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:09,446 ♪ Let's take each other's hand ♪ 25 00:01:09,470 --> 00:01:13,816 ♪ As we jump into The final frontier ♪ 26 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,985 ♪ I'm mad about you, baby ♪ 27 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:18,922 ♪ Yeah ♪ 28 00:01:18,946 --> 00:01:20,879 ♪ I'm mad about you ♪♪ 29 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:36,473 A Day at the Zoo. 30 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:38,975 I make a brilliant documentary on animal behavior, 31 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:41,644 and they want to call it A Day at the Zoo. 32 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:42,845 What's wrong with that? 33 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:44,714 What's wrong? 34 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,616 It's just... It's so... peppy. 35 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,386 Plus, they've had the film for a week. 36 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:50,387 So? 37 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:51,388 They won't like it. 38 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:52,556 They'll love it. 39 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:56,059 Nobody likes a documentary on Saturdays... 40 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:57,227 Traditionally. 41 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,728 Okay, there you go. 42 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,597 Can I get you anything else? 43 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,232 No, thanks. 44 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:04,201 I'm just going to go get your check then. 45 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:05,335 It's here. 46 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:07,737 Great. Okay. Right. 47 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:10,373 Did I mention what they want to call it? 48 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,542 Day at the Zoo? Really? 49 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:16,279 I have no business working for the family network. 50 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:17,481 Why would you say take this job? 51 00:02:17,505 --> 00:02:18,482 I said nothing. 52 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:19,583 You should've. 53 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:21,084 They're so stodgy. 54 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:23,389 They said I could only shoot monkeys from the neck up. 55 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:26,490 No, they didn't. I swear. 56 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:27,491 Look at this. 57 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:28,691 These guys will pick up everything... 58 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:30,727 Clothes, records, pots, and pans, and... 59 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:32,996 Wow, they'll box it for you. 60 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,297 Isn't that unbelievable of them? 61 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,999 A Day at the Zoo. 62 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:37,534 What time's your meeting? 63 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:38,835 5:00. Oh! 64 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,003 Oh, what? 65 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:43,072 You can help me clean out the closets. 66 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,574 What? 67 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:45,975 I was trying to think of anything 68 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,010 I'd enjoy less than that, 69 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:48,811 and there isn't. 70 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,347 Picture this. 71 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:52,849 We pull everything out of the closet. 72 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:56,253 It's all messy and dirty and sloppy and bad. 73 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:58,021 We throw stuff away, put everything back, 74 00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:02,181 and it's all nice and clean and orderly and good. 75 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,395 You know you want to. 76 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:08,097 Do you know what you have is a sickness? 77 00:03:08,121 --> 00:03:09,666 I can do this alone, 78 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:12,169 but I'll throw away your Allan Sherman records, 79 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:13,370 and you'll get upset. 80 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:14,638 Well, don't do that. 81 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:15,872 I can't promise you. 82 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:16,906 They're autographed. 83 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,208 Let's go upstairs. 84 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:19,776 And clean a closet? 85 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:21,110 Okay. 86 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:23,380 This isn't right. Excuse me. 87 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:26,183 Excuse me, you charged us for pancakes, 88 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:28,351 but, remember, we didn't order pancakes, 89 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,086 You brought us pancakes. 90 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:31,754 Yeah. They're very popular. 91 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:34,191 Right, but I had eggs and a bagel, 92 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:35,659 and he had French toast. 93 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,494 And we split the oatmeal, 94 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:39,028 which you didn't charge us for. 95 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:42,053 Leave off the oatmeal and put on the pancakes. 96 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,503 Let's just pay her. 97 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:47,892 Yeah. 98 00:03:55,502 --> 00:03:56,979 Are you throwing this out? 99 00:03:57,003 --> 00:03:57,980 Definitely. 100 00:03:58,004 --> 00:03:59,482 Can I have it? Sure. 101 00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:02,952 Fish! 102 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,554 Boy, I'll tell you something. 103 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,356 There never would've been a Robocop 2 or 3, 104 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:08,791 if they called the first A Day at the Zoo. 105 00:04:08,815 --> 00:04:10,594 Can I have this? 106 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,095 Sure. 107 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:13,496 I'm convinced someone sneaks in 108 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:14,698 and puts stuff in our closet. 109 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:16,600 What are you doing with my new coat? 110 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:19,001 Paul said I could have it. 111 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:21,070 What? Like I was paying attention? 112 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,072 Are you going to help? 113 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,742 You wanted to get organized, so I'll watch these tapes, 114 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,009 then I'd return them 115 00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:28,873 and clear off that shelf for you. 116 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:33,383 I didn't even believe what I just said. 117 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:34,384 Hey, hey! 118 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:36,486 What are you throwing away there? 119 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:37,487 What? 120 00:04:37,511 --> 00:04:39,188 No, no, no, no, no. 121 00:04:39,212 --> 00:04:40,523 What is it? 122 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:43,159 This, my friend, is a piece of wood. 123 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:44,227 So? 124 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:45,662 I could build something. 125 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:47,552 Do you want a summer home or not? 126 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:55,138 Hey, have you seen our dog? 127 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:57,374 He's over there someplace. 128 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:58,375 I'm starving. 129 00:04:58,399 --> 00:04:59,576 Want to order from someplace? 130 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:00,644 We're not really hungry. 131 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:03,880 Well, maybe your guest is. 132 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,048 So, why don't you go down to Riff's 133 00:05:06,072 --> 00:05:07,417 and get something to eat? 134 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,185 Oh, sure, send me. 135 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:10,575 Listen... 136 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:13,956 Look at all these shoes. 137 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,258 This is what I've been saying. 138 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:16,793 We didn't even buy those. 139 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,962 Okay, I have the saved pile, the storage pile, 140 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,499 the Goodwill pile, and the paisley pile... 141 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,834 Which I don't even want to discuss. 142 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:27,804 Hey, what are you... Throwing out my Bullworker? 143 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:30,840 You never even took it out of the box. 144 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:31,974 Because, sadly, 145 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,644 I'm not strong enough to open the box. 146 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,646 We said only necessary items. 147 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,181 Oh, excuse me. 148 00:05:38,205 --> 00:05:40,183 Like... Necessary like your pompoms? 149 00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:41,618 I need those. 150 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,186 For what? 151 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:46,155 To cheer you on while you do your Bullworker. 152 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,624 Now you're talking. 153 00:05:47,648 --> 00:05:50,059 It's isometric, isotonic, 154 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:53,830 and, plus... Look, it's got a power meter. 155 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,097 What is this? 156 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:56,599 That is a clarinet. 157 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:58,568 Is this the tape? 158 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,069 Yes. 159 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:02,004 This is the tape? 160 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,473 Yes, that is the tape. 161 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,442 I thought you were going to throw this out. 162 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:07,610 I did. I threw it in the closet. 163 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:10,213 You told me you burned this. 164 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:11,614 Ow! 165 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:13,350 Well, obviously, I didn't. 166 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:15,318 Somebody could've seen this. 167 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:17,153 Hey, I'm on there too. 168 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,355 My God! 169 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:20,256 I'll give you $1,000 to stop hitting me. 170 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,992 I'm getting rid of this. 171 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,494 No, wait! Come here! 172 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:25,995 What is the big deal? 173 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:28,865 We did it one time, and it was fun. 174 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,400 Plus we were young. 175 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,168 We were young. We were foolish. 176 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:33,670 Let me have it. 177 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:34,671 Why? Why? 178 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:37,240 We said that no one would ever see it. 179 00:06:37,264 --> 00:06:38,508 But we can see it. 180 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:40,343 We can't. Why not? 181 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:41,678 Get rid of it. 182 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:42,979 Why can't we watch it? 183 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,280 Because it's wrong. 184 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:46,483 My hair was in between lengths. 185 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:47,617 Give me the tape. 186 00:06:47,641 --> 00:06:49,118 What do you guys want to eat? 187 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:50,754 What's that? 188 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:52,121 It's a tape. 189 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:53,423 We're going to watch it? 190 00:06:53,447 --> 00:06:54,924 No! No, no, no. 191 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,893 Why? What's on it? 192 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,362 Nothing, nothing. 193 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:02,131 Fine. I know what's on it. 194 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,400 What? 195 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:04,567 I know. 196 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,392 I do. Really. I just don't care to discuss it. 197 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,941 It's me, isn't it? 198 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:14,833 Yes. 199 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:22,151 Hey, Ursula. 200 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,887 Hey. 201 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:27,256 Wow, Gary, it came out great. 202 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,391 I'm Lisa. 203 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:30,894 Lisa. Good choice. I like Lisa. 204 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:33,129 So, um... How do you feel? 205 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,831 I need to get some stuff to go. 206 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:36,566 Yeah, no problem. 207 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:40,826 Hey, everyone, look who's back. It's Gary. 208 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,113 Did you throw it out? 209 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,114 Yes. 210 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,115 The incinerator? 211 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,116 You bet. 212 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,485 Do you think we should've? 213 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:57,487 It doesn't really matter because it's too late. 214 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:59,121 Maybe we should've watched it first. 215 00:07:59,145 --> 00:08:00,623 You didn't want to. 216 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:03,025 I know. So? 217 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:05,495 You say throw something out, I do, 218 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:07,730 but you wish you still had it. 219 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:08,731 I do. 220 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:09,866 Yeah, here. 221 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:13,135 You didn't throw it out! 222 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:16,038 No, I didn't throw it out. 223 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:17,139 Let's watch it. 224 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,140 No, no! 225 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:19,642 We'll watch it one time. 226 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,644 One time. Then we're throwing it out. 227 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:26,082 Right the hell out, we'll throw it. 228 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:27,584 What are you doing? 229 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:28,918 Someone could see. 230 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,687 Oh, you. You're absolutely nuts. 231 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:31,688 Hey! 232 00:08:31,712 --> 00:08:32,689 What? 233 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:35,692 I found Murray. 234 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:38,361 Murray, go on. Get in the other room. 235 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:39,829 He's comfortable there. 236 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,163 He shouldn't see this. 237 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:42,665 Oh, would you please? 238 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:46,168 Murray, go on. Go get the mouse. Get the mouse! 239 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:47,670 There's no mouse. 240 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:48,694 Shh. 241 00:08:52,533 --> 00:08:54,143 Very nice. 242 00:08:54,167 --> 00:08:56,445 All right. Here we go. 243 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,615 Now... are you ready? 244 00:08:58,639 --> 00:08:59,616 Ready. 245 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,852 You've never watched this... honestly? 246 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,588 Okay, honestly? I... I... I almost did. 247 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:07,123 When? 248 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:09,626 Last weekend, when you were at your grandmother's thing, 249 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,427 and then I thought 250 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,796 just watching it by myself was too wrong. 251 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:14,931 I'm glad you waited. 252 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:16,533 All right. 253 00:09:16,557 --> 00:09:18,968 What day at the zoo would be complete 254 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:22,326 without a visit to the possum family? 255 00:09:26,633 --> 00:09:30,146 I don't remember this part. 256 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:31,213 Oh, God. 257 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,537 Oh, God. 258 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:38,054 What? 259 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,155 When you were away, 260 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:42,258 remember I was trying to finish the zoo film 261 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:47,063 because I was really iffy about that section with the possums... 262 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,966 The possum in, possum out, possum in, possum out... 263 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,968 And I was cranky and exhausted 264 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,570 and missing you, 265 00:09:53,594 --> 00:09:56,405 so I got our tape, and I said, "No," 266 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:59,175 so I took out our tape and took a nap, 267 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:02,178 and that's when the messenger guy came 268 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:04,781 to pick up the zoo film, 269 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,282 and he was tall. 270 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,284 He's waiting, and he was surly, 271 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:11,320 so I shoved into a box and gave it to him, 272 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:14,691 and now I realize I've got the box to our tape, 273 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:17,694 but the tape to A Day at the Zoo. 274 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:20,885 The family network has a box to A Day at the Zoo! 275 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:28,071 How could you do this? 276 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:29,961 God! 277 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,243 Hit me again. 278 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,400 Oh, my God! 279 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,693 I'm back! 280 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:53,129 Jamie? 281 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:57,000 Paul? 282 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:58,923 Oh, this is real mature. 283 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:09,045 Where are they? 284 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:12,370 Fine. I know where they are. 285 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,055 Mr. Lark! 286 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,823 Mr. Buchman. Hi, how are you? 287 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,491 How are you? 288 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,559 Okay. 289 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,895 I see you got my tape there. 290 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:28,564 Oh, yes. 291 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,099 Have you watched that yet? 292 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:34,370 Oh, yes, I watched it. 293 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,673 Have you met my wife? 294 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:37,807 Hello. 295 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,308 Nice to meet you. 296 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:40,810 So you watched the tape? 297 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,112 Mr. Buchman, there seems to be some mistake. 298 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,881 I can explain it. 299 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,182 I thought you could. 300 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:47,183 And I'm going to. 301 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,350 And I'll be listening. 302 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,054 He never does this type of thing. 303 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,155 And neither does she. 304 00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:55,158 In college, 305 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,759 when a bunch of us went to Nantucket, 306 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,294 I made lunch 307 00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,528 while everyone else went skinny-dipping. 308 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,529 Honey... 309 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,820 What? I'm making a point. 310 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:04,466 It's just that we were young. 311 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,467 And foolish. 312 00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:06,936 Sometimes things happen 313 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,672 between a man and a woman during the night... 314 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,373 I'm sure even yourself... 315 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,777 Between you and your wife in a very loving way. 316 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,345 But it's not something that's abnormal. 317 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:19,548 It's very normal. 318 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,852 It's just not normally done on tape. 319 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,021 Unless there's some cheesy guitar music, 320 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,155 which we would never consider. 321 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,857 We don't even have a guitar. 322 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,058 Which doesn't really explain why... 323 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,094 No, it doesn't. 324 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,461 It's just... It's just... 325 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,562 The messenger was so tall. 326 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,464 In other words, you're telling me... 327 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:36,866 Could I have that tape? 328 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:37,867 With pleasure. 329 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,501 Thank you. 330 00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,871 Mr. and Mrs. Buchman, it's been enlightening. 331 00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:43,005 Thank you. 332 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,006 Robocop 2? 333 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,007 What? 334 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,643 Robocop 2? 335 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,445 Oh, God. 336 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,013 What? 337 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:52,014 When you were away, 338 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:53,515 I rented, like, eight movies, 339 00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:54,516 like Robocop 2, 340 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:55,785 and seven others you'd hate. 341 00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,153 It's at the video store? 342 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,822 But the next day, I hadn't watched any, 343 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,523 so I returned them, 344 00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,025 otherwise it would cost $1,200. 345 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,560 It's at the video store? 346 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,496 So I went right down to the video... 347 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,454 It's at the video store! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 348 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:21,677 Road House, Road to Hong Kong, 349 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:22,845 Road to Rio... 350 00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,647 Robocop, Robocop, Robocop. There's no Robocop 2. 351 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,182 Somebody rented it. 352 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,784 Ooh! You found it? 353 00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,152 Robin and the Seven Hoods. 354 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,053 I didn't know you could get that. 355 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:33,722 Go find out who rented Robocop 2. 356 00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:34,757 Yes. 357 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,625 Don't tell him what's on the tape. 358 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,294 Don't tell him it's you and me? 359 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,797 Just go. 360 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,799 Dutch, how you doing... good? 361 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:43,866 Everything's relative. 362 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,802 Listen... 363 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:48,470 You were right about The Pope of Greenwich Village. 364 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,472 Don't you love Eric Roberts? 365 00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:54,243 "Pauly, they cut off my thumb. 366 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,577 They cut off my thumb..." 367 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,814 Hey! 368 00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,315 What are you doing? 369 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,316 Nothing. 370 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,318 I've asked you not do that. 371 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,820 All right, all right. 372 00:14:03,844 --> 00:14:06,823 Go over to Hanratty's and get me some eggs. 373 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,991 Any kind of eggs? I mean, cooked eggs... 374 00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:09,992 Eggs! 375 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,929 Eggs. 376 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:16,232 I'll get that. 377 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,701 What can I do for you? 378 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:22,004 We're looking for Robocop 2. 379 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,005 It's out. 380 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,273 Who rented it? 381 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,274 Why? 382 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,909 Because I need to see it. 383 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:29,312 Why? 384 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:31,047 Because she saw the first one, 385 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,049 then she saw the third one, 386 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,852 so until she sees the second one, she's hanging. 387 00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:36,853 Sorry. 388 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,387 What are you doing? 389 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,922 Nothing. 390 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,558 I'll have to ask you not to do that. 391 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:45,461 Let me talk to the man for a second. 392 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,496 Step into my office. 393 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,832 What is it worth to you? 394 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,334 You're offering me money? 395 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,335 Yes. 396 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:54,536 $237. 397 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,239 237? 398 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:58,140 I need snow tires. 399 00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,209 That's how much snow tires are... $237? 400 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,210 Good ones. 401 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,511 Honey, I think we're okay. 402 00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:03,512 Really? 403 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,513 Mm-hmm. 404 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:07,483 Okay. Never mind. Thanks. 405 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:08,885 Well, wait. Where are you going? 406 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,019 Robin and the Seven Hoods. 407 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,342 Let's go! 408 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:22,765 6-E... 409 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,534 6-G... 410 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,036 6-J... 411 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:30,940 Roy Osterback. 412 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,042 What if he recognizes us? 413 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,244 He's not going to recognize us. 414 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,546 When I was in the seventh grade, 415 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,881 my friend Joel's father 416 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,849 had some cards with dirty pictures. 417 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,684 Years later, I saw a lady 418 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,487 who I could've sworn was the seven of clubs. 419 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:46,989 So I'm just saying... 420 00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,357 Just knock. 421 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,491 Let me say this... 422 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:52,494 If he has watched the tape, and he critiques us, 423 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:55,464 I won't be able to live. 424 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:59,235 Okay. 425 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,738 Hey! 426 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:03,739 Hi. 427 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,507 Come in. I'm making lunch. 428 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,875 We're very sorry to interrupt. 429 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,378 No, don't be silly. Come on. 430 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,014 You're letting the heat out. 431 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:15,384 Um... I'm sorry. Do you recognize us? 432 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,807 Should I? 433 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,690 I don't know. Should you? 434 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,859 I give up. You want a drink? 435 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,395 No, listen, we're here to exchange this. 436 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:28,197 Here's Robocop 2. 437 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,665 I've got it rented. 438 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:30,833 Have you watched that? 439 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,668 You guys want something to eat? 440 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,536 No, no, no! Here. 441 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,872 Just pop these babies in the oven. 442 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,374 We're not hungry. 443 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,875 There's turkey, veal, and Salisbury steak. 444 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,543 Salisbury steak? 445 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,981 You're just in time if you want to watch it. 446 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,449 No! 447 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,649 What? 448 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,651 It would make us happy 449 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,654 if you'd let us exchange our tape for your tape, 450 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:53,822 then we'll leave. 451 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,126 No. 452 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:58,127 No? 453 00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,628 I like this one. 454 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,497 He likes this one. 455 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,931 Bill, why don't you 456 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,134 get the tape out of the machine. 457 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,003 Bill, get the tape. 458 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,004 Bill! 459 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,506 Hmm? 460 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,008 I-I-I'm Bill. 461 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,142 Mm-hmm. 462 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,276 What's going on here? 463 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,845 That tape's been recalled. 464 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:17,846 Recalled? 465 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,015 That's correct. 466 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,017 Are you from the video store? 467 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:23,552 Hey, you guys want a Charlotte Russe? 468 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,854 Mr. Osterback... 469 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,557 We're from the Federal Communications Commission, 470 00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,560 and we don't enjoy being paged on a Saturday 471 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,529 to do a video recall. 472 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,765 What is this? Some kind of government secret? 473 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,267 Just give us our tape, 474 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,069 and then enjoy your lunch. 475 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,971 Oh, don't worry. I'm good with secrets. 476 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:46,342 Um, Mr. Osterback... 477 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:49,478 watching this tape could affect your health. 478 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,547 How? 479 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,150 Tell him, Bill. 480 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,151 Bill! 481 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,485 I should tell him? 482 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:57,986 You should. I can't. 483 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,056 You have clearance. I do? 484 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:02,324 There's nothing wrong with this tape. 485 00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,493 That's where you're wrong, Mr. Osterback. 486 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,796 The magnetic stripping is entirely defective. 487 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,731 There's no magnetic stripping. 488 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:10,832 How do you know? 489 00:18:10,856 --> 00:18:12,568 Because I work in a video lab! 490 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,569 You do? 491 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,736 Yeah! 492 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,906 But you don't work with chloride-based tapes. 493 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,575 Chloride-based tapes? 494 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,009 That's right. 495 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,811 I never heard of that. 496 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,702 They've just come out with it. 497 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,518 The truth is what the chloride does is 498 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,675 it will "vinvectify" the entire tape. 499 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,391 Oh, my God. 500 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,726 Not always, but most of the time. 501 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,963 Oh, wow. 502 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,854 Careful now! "Vinvectification." 503 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,471 Thank you. 504 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,472 Mm-hmm. 505 00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:51,474 Thank you. Let's go, Bill. 506 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,775 Are you sure you don't want a drink? 507 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,244 We've got to go. 508 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,679 I'll be up later, if you want to come back. 509 00:18:57,703 --> 00:19:00,182 If they call, have them patch it through to central. 510 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:02,985 Got it. 511 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,487 That wasn't necessary. 512 00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:06,377 I know. 513 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:16,031 Oh, good, Jamie, just lie there. 514 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:18,800 Would you stop being so hard on yourself? 515 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,269 Why am I so passive? 516 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,004 You're not. 517 00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:23,005 Meanwhile, you ate all the chicken. 518 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,507 There's plenty of chicken. 519 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:27,131 Where? At the bottom. 520 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,341 Wow. 521 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:44,527 How did we do that? 522 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,529 We were young. 523 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:49,031 Why don't we do that anymore? 524 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,634 That's why. 525 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:55,037 That is what happened to that lamp. 526 00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,772 I didn't break that lamp. 527 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:57,773 You did. 528 00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,741 Excuse me. Pause. Whose leg is that? 529 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:04,046 Don't pause there. We look ridiculous. 530 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:07,349 I must say, I'm very proud of this performance. 531 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,485 Oh, we're almost near the end. 532 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:12,029 You're getting that look on your face. 533 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,290 What look? 534 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:18,260 You know, that really intense look. 535 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:19,761 What really intense look? 536 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,885 That look you get. 537 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,707 I don't make that face. 538 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,141 Run it back. 539 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,142 No. 540 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,578 Because you know I'm right. 541 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:36,579 You're not. 542 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,581 Fine. Give me the remote. 543 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,082 You're "vinvectifying" the chicken here. 544 00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,584 Give me the remote. 545 00:20:41,608 --> 00:20:43,519 Where are you going? 546 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,020 Show me. 547 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,522 Show me the face. 548 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,023 Do you think I'm afraid of you? 549 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,447 I want to see that face. 550 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:20,623 Paul! Paul! He's our man! 551 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,892 If he can't do it, no one can! 552 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,385 P-a-u-l, Paul Buchman! 553 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,894 I can't open this box. 554 00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:42,077 Paul! Paul! He's our man! 555 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:45,147 If he can't do it, no one can! 556 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:48,384 P-a-u-l, Paul Buchman! 557 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:51,219 It won't open! 558 00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,911 Paul! Paul! He's our man!